I’ve been blogging since I made a Tumblr in 2009, but sometimes, I find it overwhelming to fit a word in edgewise amongst all the frills and bells and whistles of the dashboard. I may set out one minute to post a personal little ditty, but find myself thirty minutes later consumed with reblogging pictures of cross-eyed cats, tacos, and crop tops I wish I had the flat stomach to pull off. I want a place where I can let my spirit free. This, ladies and gentlemen, is my life through a series of essays and comedies. I hope you enjoy them.